i’m really sorry
i laughed way too hard at this
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
I am so glad I pressed play
Me: age 45
Me: right now
"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme
Share a Coke with
Members of a paramilitary unit hired to murder workers trying to unionize bottling plants
hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you